{"id":494,"date":"2014-04-01T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T04:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/?p=494"},"modified":"2014-03-31T18:53:25","modified_gmt":"2014-03-31T22:53:25","slug":"the-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"The end&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\">And then the bombs began to fall as the black ships dipped low in the atmosphere, laying waste to the colony.<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding.\u00a0 Happy April 1 (and happy anniversary to my wonderful parents, who have been married 36 years today&#8211;no foolin&#8217;).<\/p>\n<p>Real update will post on April 8, hopefully along with an update regarding when I&#8217;ll be doing the paper and ebook releases of <em>The Last Colony<\/em> along with UNSETIC Files: <em>The Measure of Dreams<\/em> and <em>Awakenings: Omens and Echoes<\/em>, all of which are currently in the works and destroying my brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And then the bombs began to fall as the black ships dipped low in the atmosphere, laying waste to the colony. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Just kidding.\u00a0 Happy April 1 (and happy anniversary to my wonderful parents, who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/?p=494\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes-and-asides"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p25yjF-7Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":496,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.embklitzke.com\/e557\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}